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Jbs77 Says, in 1-6-2013 at 21:39:54 from 67.61.157.12    

Did that guy choke himself out?

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drizzleshizzle Says, in 1-6-2013 at 21:47:57 from 99.109.202.77    

Wtf happened to him at the end of that clip?! He passed out or what?

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chamilton Says, in 1-6-2013 at 21:49:31 from 24.235.133.151    

lmao cross choked himself

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metallicafan Says, in 1-6-2013 at 21:53:49 from 184.161.124.141    

Thats f****** retarded!

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DaBigFish Says, in 1-6-2013 at 21:59:39 from 108.231.78.180    

I highly suggest that everyone adopt this amazing technique, I hear master sensei Steven Seagal has given permission for others to use his secret like this young Jedi to use – unbreakable, and unstoppable – what else do you want?

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martialist Says, in 1-6-2013 at 22:04:07 from 108.240.109.106    

hahaha! very unique indeed :-)

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ken shiro Says, in 1-6-2013 at 22:11:50 from 76.175.169.220    

WTF??? Sleeping armbar defense or possum position hahahaha!!!

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mma made easy Says, in 1-6-2013 at 22:13:33 from 96.48.147.198    

aaah hahahahaha

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Ozinator Says, in 1-6-2013 at 22:16:16 from 24.150.11.142    

lol

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dan Says, in 1-6-2013 at 22:19:52 from 174.62.199.135    

so easy, you can do it while sleeping lol

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gogoplata Says, in 1-6-2013 at 22:22:09 from 24.186.29.7    

Did he get his purple belt from James Paredes?

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MangyMongoose Says, in 1-6-2013 at 22:36:01 from 68.103.226.85    

lol

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TheKungFuLowKick Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:01:10 from 24.212.48.17    

This has to be a joke.

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Axe Murderer Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:03:39 from 96.242.71.162    

LMAO!!

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cgbloke Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:08:19 from 99.110.161.165    

Well….He didn’t get armbarred…lmao!

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Rick Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:08:55 from 72.214.7.86    

Ha Ha Ha

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The Facelesss Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:12:35 from 190.189.86.29    

what – the – F***???

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jsk Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:20:28 from 50.98.247.104    

HAHHAA

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josh Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:31:26 from 76.69.76.141    

WTF LOLOLOL

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Brotherhood Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:41:14 from 67.184.51.120    

That’s actually part of the Taliban training camp video.

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danada Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:47:55 from 64.229.24.121    

beautiful. lock it up tight and put yourself to sleep.

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CurtKnippelberg Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:49:28 from 70.67.177.135    

Hey fellas, not trying to troll here. Been on mmatko for years now, battling for a brain surgery that could get me back to training. If you guys wanted to check out my site and throw me some input or even donate that’d be awesome. Cheers.

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CurtKnippelberg Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:50:00 from 70.67.177.135    
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gphilos Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:56:01 from 66.74.189.10    

heh this wasn’t even worth the joke, but still great site bruno new years new cheers!!

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partydog Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:57:24 from 108.162.138.181    

bwahahahahaha…I love the way the guy just walks away at the end too!!

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Wow Says, in 1-6-2013 at 23:58:02 from 76.113.99.55    

Hahaahahahaha. I was thinking, really? That works? Kind of looks like…yup he’s gi choking himself.

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JO Says, in 1-7-2013 at 00:25:03 from 97.115.24.107    

That’s hilarious. If not for the top guy’s right foot pushing on the right arm for the choke I’d say it was a real mistake. As it is I think it’s a good example of how to defeat that particular ‘defense’.

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805bjj Says, in 1-7-2013 at 00:39:59 from 75.84.78.89    

hahaha dumb ass lapel choked himself!

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rampage Says, in 1-7-2013 at 00:41:42 from 98.151.190.160    

lol

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fire Says, in 1-7-2013 at 01:03:11 from 72.240.165.108    

looooool how to turn an armbar into a gi choke

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c Hill Says, in 1-7-2013 at 01:15:33 from 24.10.215.223    

i like it. if that’s real and not staged it’s even all that more hilarious.

it makes you wonder if its staged. it must be

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Flashgordon Says, in 1-7-2013 at 01:34:04 from 118.90.57.40    

Bahahaha. Beautiful Bruno.

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shitface Says, in 1-7-2013 at 01:36:02 from 76.168.174.198    

Terrible defense. Bicep slicer 101 for the attacker.

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leapingkyle Says, in 1-7-2013 at 01:56:08 from 96.50.101.197    

i seen that one coming right away those guys pranked him hahaha

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Not Anonymous Says, in 1-7-2013 at 01:57:48 from 50.129.84.86    

Wow, even I can guess the outcome of applying a Lapel choke to yourself, while someone leverages your arms apart. Not since Barnett/Cro-cop has the world seen a self-applied submission. Bravo.

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fightfanbam Says, in 1-7-2013 at 02:05:41 from 68.39.248.159    

great way to go to sleep too. zzzzzzz… huh what?

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Gool Says, in 1-7-2013 at 02:14:34 from 80.31.154.159    

I knew it was going to end with a choke!!!!

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Jihad666 Says, in 1-7-2013 at 02:29:05 from 166.137.191.19    

What the heck was that in the end?! Looks like he submitted himself??

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Tempted Says, in 1-7-2013 at 03:42:48 from 74.160.65.67    

Before he ever did the full contact demonstration I knew what was about to happen. Retard. A purple belt is a pretty good reason not to listen to him. He just converted and arm bar into a triangle choke.

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Yomommamoto Norifumi Says, in 1-7-2013 at 03:47:27 from 60.234.227.23    

Why dude?

I’m no JJ/BJJ expert but I could see where that was leading from the get go.

“All right Ben give it everything you got”

“duh OK boss”

Some mo’ fo’s just gotta re-invent the wheel…

While he said no one else has tapped him in comps what he wasn’t saying was he had tapped himself out in every comp.

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kyalan Says, in 1-7-2013 at 04:00:04 from 92.18.17.63    

lmfao – I thought when he was crossing his arms “why not just push down on his arms and choke him”

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eyesawake Says, in 1-7-2013 at 04:10:56 from 75.84.219.221    

well technically he wasn’t armbared… so I guess it works.

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marvelous mad madam mim Says, in 1-7-2013 at 04:44:42 from 108.89.201.98    

the dumbass choked himself out hahaha

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knuckles Says, in 1-7-2013 at 04:49:22 from 80.194.169.87    

just ignore the fact that he choked himself out, great defense :)

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youmustbejoking Says, in 1-7-2013 at 04:50:26 from 24.165.43.39    

This is terrible, good for a stall but my arm defense is way f****** better.

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Wink Says, in 1-7-2013 at 04:54:39 from 76.6.39.138    

Nice, choke yourself out defending. As sonnon as you goto sleep, your arms will go limp and that’s when you grab the arm.

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T Says, in 1-7-2013 at 04:57:30 from 188.120.129.227    

indeed, he didnt get armbared…

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greengiant Says, in 1-7-2013 at 05:16:23 from 71.196.251.21    

nice,good to see people are still trying to innovate.I had a huge guy get me in one and i just gripped my hands together and he could not break the grip.

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Haze Says, in 1-7-2013 at 06:05:28 from 75.89.25.207    

haha get choked out instead of tapping to arm bar

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bob Says, in 1-7-2013 at 07:12:19 from 202.156.10.10    

omg that made me laugh so crazily.

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criduart Says, in 1-7-2013 at 08:04:08 from 85.56.36.204    

If you know anything about gi bjj you know that this guy choked himself on purpose. It´s just a joke!

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Guy Says, in 1-7-2013 at 09:11:22 from 50.83.171.120    

I am just so disappointed with so many people posting about this.

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J-Bone Says, in 1-7-2013 at 11:43:19 from 79.97.51.181    

Disclaimer: This armbar defence may leave you unconscious.

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icolater Says, in 1-7-2013 at 12:03:23 from 86.43.183.6    

Its a joke people, an average one at that.

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Puppyforu Says, in 1-7-2013 at 16:48:31 from 24.236.43.98    

Yeah go ahead and grab your lapel and ill sing my leg over for a bicep cutter lol

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casyboy Says, in 1-7-2013 at 17:45:33 from 64.13.8.171    

i hope lez carmuche is taking notes, great way to foil rousey’s armlock run, when she goes to pull the lever she will cross collar choke her out instead of taking the arm home in a bag..

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TheKungFuLowKick Says, in 1-7-2013 at 19:14:51 from 24.212.48.17    

@criduart
Yeah especially since this choke is one of the 1st choke you learn and the guy is a purple belt.No purple belt would be dumb enough not to know that you can get choked out by your gi.

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c Hill Says, in 1-8-2013 at 01:50:31 from 24.10.215.223    

this is definitely the quickest way to end the fight from that position. lol

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haha Says, in 1-8-2013 at 03:47:17 from 71.237.166.40    

haha this is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

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xc Says, in 1-8-2013 at 09:56:18 from 71.127.238.209    

lol, was that a possum defense>?

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Dave Says, in 1-8-2013 at 12:49:05 from 198.84.186.99    

lol WTF haha

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