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JJ Says, in 10-14-2011 at 09:48:53 from    

he’s actually quite funny…. :)

Oz Says, in 10-14-2011 at 09:50:26 from    

At least he’s had some kickboxing fights unlike steve the wanker who has never fought.

gunnyhighway99 Says, in 10-14-2011 at 10:00:19 from    

I heard about this a few years ago on this site. Supposedly Seagal declined the fight because he said JCVD was too drunk. Or something like that…

AP Says, in 10-14-2011 at 10:13:03 from    

i wasn’t expecting much with this video but the highlight is that VanDamme can do the best Stallone impression I have ever seen! Good one.

mesonto Says, in 10-14-2011 at 10:35:46 from    

Love it.

OvereembeatsLesnar Says, in 10-14-2011 at 10:38:51 from    

That’s an old one bro. I don’t think we’ll ever know what happened that night.

Muay Thai #1 Says, in 10-14-2011 at 10:45:19 from    

Good Stallone impression lol

donradikal Says, in 10-14-2011 at 10:48:06 from    


juggernautakira Says, in 10-14-2011 at 10:58:10 from    

Always liked his movies over Seagals. I hate cheese in movies and his had cheese, but they were enjoyable.

Liked Seagals too.

mpx Says, in 10-14-2011 at 10:58:30 from    


Enscribe Says, in 10-14-2011 at 11:07:47 from    

The words of the biggest half functioning coke head on the planet. I have no opinion on if this actually happened but, I would say age 27 vs. 46 or whatever is unfair from the start.

paulwonder Says, in 10-14-2011 at 11:17:48 from    

haha f****** legend!

On Tape Says, in 10-14-2011 at 11:36:20 from    

If it was 1997 Van Damme would have been 37 and Seagal 45.

jkdchris Says, in 10-14-2011 at 11:45:32 from    

Was that before or after he learnt the kick he taught Anderson Silva ? Im thinking after otherwise JCVD would have been KO’d ! lol

ftejeda138 Says, in 10-14-2011 at 12:26:26 from    

I heard JCVD was going to fight a Mauy Thai guy sometime soon. Is it true?

clemmit Says, in 10-14-2011 at 12:27:18 from    

Firstly, van dam has got 20 years on segal, but these days he probly looks older, that alone shows us segal has got sum mystic skills up his sleave. At 27 i could wup most 46 year olds i knew of, so there is nothing too heroic about calling out some guy almost twice your age. Also segal would probly argue that you shouldnt utilise your mr miagi skills on the street unless u absolutely have to. What is most suprising is how pathetic all these old movie stars turn out to be

glenn Says, in 10-14-2011 at 12:29:40 from    

here we go

kinfolk Says, in 10-14-2011 at 12:32:57 from    


wcoastassassin Says, in 10-14-2011 at 12:38:29 from    

Great Stallone impersonation fricken hillarious!

captainobvious Says, in 10-14-2011 at 12:45:15 from    

Um.. Van Damme was born in 1960. That would make him 37, not 27, in 1997.

eric R Says, in 10-14-2011 at 12:48:39 from    

now that would be a drem fight better than couture vs nogueira .. 2 granpas fighting

minato808 Says, in 10-14-2011 at 12:53:01 from    

If they fought right now I think Van Dammme would kick the poop out of Seagal. He’d just have to avoid a crane kick that probably wouldn’t even reach his face.

SEAN_VANCE Says, in 10-14-2011 at 13:04:21 from    

LMAO Man although I think Van Damme is another goof ball, at least he knows hes just an actor…I would love to see him smash Segals fat ass! Celebrity Deathmatch! UFC rules!

Death Grip Says, in 10-14-2011 at 13:06:20 from    

Seagal would have done the amazing and never before seen front kick to Van Damme’s face!

It would have been epic. But, he save it and later taught it to Silva, Machida, and Butterbean.

ETK Says, in 10-14-2011 at 13:23:49 from    

hahaha Jean Claude Van Damme die a great Stallone impersonation.

casyboy Says, in 10-14-2011 at 13:40:32 from    

wow, i think we should all get together and have a steven seagull s*** talkin party, vandame is one hell of a impressionist!.. funny stuff!

drewblood Says, in 10-14-2011 at 14:33:58 from    

Seagal is now protecting American borders as well as teaching the elite of MMA how to front kick.


This guy is more alpha than Dana!!! FTW!

DaBigFish Says, in 10-14-2011 at 14:50:54 from    

Cocaine! It’s a hell’ of a drug! Glad to see JCVD is back on his feet…BTW, how old is this clip? I saw a picture of him recently and he looked fat, like he was about 250 lbs fat.

Moedawg Says, in 10-14-2011 at 16:04:48 from    

I’m surprised a fight tournament didn’t take place during this interview like all of JCVD’s movies

Randy Couture Says, in 10-14-2011 at 16:53:55 from    

Bruno is there a Vid out there of JCVD getting punched out by Chuck Zito.?
thanks for all the great posts.

Bruno: I thought that story was BS?

Pecker Says, in 10-14-2011 at 16:54:55 from    

you’re all haters…Master Seagull could have KTFO him by just using the “creepy stare” technique which he showcased not long ago during a UFC weigh-in…actually the earth stood still at that moment…

f_u Says, in 10-14-2011 at 17:07:15 from    

lol thaT was some funny s***. too bad he got KO’d by a figure skater tho.

PitfighterZ Says, in 10-14-2011 at 18:00:28 from    

JCVD was an actual fighter and won a few titles in kickboxing. That’s actually how he got his first big screen role.
His problem was he was (he admits it himself) a little starstruck punk who did too much coke and alcohol.
He got his ass whooped by his own body guard once after a party. It made cover of a lot of newspapers. After that, he started some rehab, but he’s been in and out until a few years ago, when he finally got clean.
1997 he would probably kick Seagal’s ass IF he was sober enough, which he probably wasn’t.

ftejeda138 Says, in 10-14-2011 at 18:00:30 from    

I heard that JCVD was set to have a kickboxing or muay thai fight this year. Do you know if it’s still going to happen???

james mcluwin Says, in 10-14-2011 at 19:10:13 from    

for those who can’t count…JCVD 8 years younger than Seagal, 1069/1952.

anyways, not the first time seagal publicly ducked a fight…see Jason Delucia

oldassgrappler Says, in 10-14-2011 at 19:26:47 from    

Remember when Chuck Zito knocked JVCD out? He didn’t mention that one….

KungFuLowKick Says, in 10-14-2011 at 19:58:03 from    

You beat me to it.
We saw what happened when an actor fights a golden gloves karate black belt:P.I would pay to see them fight.JCVD at least has competed.Seagal’s only martial art videos are him throwing around 100 pounds lighter guys in demonsttrations where the students don’t even resist anything or hit him at full speed.Or he shows a knife disarming technic but the guy just doesnt move or stab.He just stays there with the knife on Steven’s back and he lets Steven turn around and take his arm.I’m so tired of people who actually beleive Seagal is better then any MMA fighters because he’s an aikido black belt.Aikido is a farce.Judo is the real deal.

The Tao of F.U. Says, in 10-14-2011 at 22:25:52 from    

If you think the moral of this story is that Van Damme is a badass and Steven Seagall is a coward – You are a fool.

Kill em All Says, in 10-15-2011 at 00:26:56 from    

@ Randy Couture

JCVD got knock down with one punch by Chuck Zito in a strip club, but Zito told that he (JCVD) got up immediately…. That’s all that happen.

Chuck Zito told the story when he visited The Howard Stern Show

What Zito said Says, in 10-15-2011 at 00:41:10 from    

Zito said on the Stern show that when he was a bodyguard for Jean-Claude that one night in a club he felt disrespected by a comment and broke JC’s nose with a punch and walked off because he wanted no part of his kicks, it wasn’t a fight said Zito, it was a lesson, he said you don’t have to be in a fight to get hurt.

steamer Says, in 10-15-2011 at 01:06:01 from    

Ha! He does a pretty good Stalone.

Kingtoma360 Says, in 10-15-2011 at 09:51:21 from    

This was awsome stalone is a great actor lol that stalone impersonation is classic!

zeusworks Says, in 10-17-2011 at 02:08:54 from    

Thanks Bruno!!! We never know what gems you’ll have for us on this site :)


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