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mb Says, in 3-28-2012 at 15:28:42 from 82.42.202.54    

who did he help win a world championship ?

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White dragon Says, in 3-28-2012 at 15:34:17 from 94.59.251.74    

F*** this washed up low life….Just desperate for some atttention!…front trust kick has been in traditional Karate for centuries…….iTS CALLED mAE KERI!!!!I dont know how much money he paid silva and Machida for asking them to tell the world about him “Teaching” but dude this is just getting to f****** annoying!!!!!;Man…Jean claude Vandame would have had his ass for breakfast in the 80′s 90′s and today!

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Jake Says, in 3-28-2012 at 15:40:34 from 70.179.12.71    

@mb I think he meant he helped someone use his “signature kick” to knock out a world champion. So he must be referring to Lyoto Machida knocking out Randy Couture

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Jake Says, in 3-28-2012 at 15:42:01 from 70.179.12.71    

Nvm I listed to it again, he did say “won world championships with” so I have no idea what he’s talking about haha

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bodi Says, in 3-28-2012 at 16:02:29 from 98.232.89.249    

silva vs. belfort

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bodi Says, in 3-28-2012 at 16:06:11 from 98.232.89.249    

he’s a delusional douche bag that stands 6’2″ and weighs close to 300lbs who has dedicated his life to Aikido. not a fan but just saying.

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bruce360buffer Says, in 3-28-2012 at 16:26:21 from 50.134.144.209    

I love this guy!!

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warrior1978 Says, in 3-28-2012 at 16:39:57 from 96.33.92.217    

Man, what I would give to hear Jimmy ask, “so is it true Gene Lebelell gives you the squirts?”

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Genghis Khan Says, in 3-28-2012 at 16:40:45 from 24.57.40.131    

Strange fellow but he does know his Aikido

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SEAN_VANCE Says, in 3-28-2012 at 16:52:36 from 75.74.182.24    

“I am Sensei Segal, 7th degree black belt….but I should be a 10th…even though that doesn’t exist…” Dumb hippie

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BusterFuzz Says, in 3-28-2012 at 16:58:11 from 206.251.211.28    

He trained me too! And I am a legend in my own mind!

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psxdogg Says, in 3-28-2012 at 17:15:21 from 70.143.19.105    

Give this man some respect. He was the first foreigner to actually study Aikido and actually live in Japan for many years.

This dude will F*** you up in so many ways its not even funny..

And Yes, JCVD(World Karate Champion) would F*** him up! lol

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Op_of_faith Says, in 3-28-2012 at 18:04:59 from 75.36.159.165    

@Psxdogg-He’s not making it very easy to respect him…just sayin’…

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bob Says, in 3-28-2012 at 18:56:28 from 98.248.194.46    

A fat old Jew with Tupac’s old clothes pretending he’s Mike Tyson/Bruce Lee … precious.

Gotta love the things the Jews stole … uh … I mean “contributed” … to this country.

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jona Says, in 3-28-2012 at 18:57:54 from 190.194.36.208    

Aikido sucks. waste of time

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uncledana Says, in 3-28-2012 at 19:25:49 from 75.194.20.121    

did psxdog really just call JCVD world karate champion? unreal.

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American MMa Says, in 3-28-2012 at 19:41:05 from 72.220.94.101    

Steven Seagal and Joe Arpaio are ignorant Racist !!

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brucelee23 Says, in 3-28-2012 at 19:42:09 from 86.1.20.86    

warrior1978 Says … LOL You hit the nail on the head with that one !!!!

Jimmy Kimmel then says, we have a question here from a viewer of the show show, he goes by the name of “PinkJudo” and he asks, “Do you teach your students to grab an opponents balls with their right hand when he takes their backs and applies a rear naked choke, or do your now teach them to do nothing and go to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz???”

At which point Seagal wakes up in some haunting memory and says, “Sorry Jimmy”, “What was the question”???

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DavidJones Says, in 3-28-2012 at 19:44:14 from 174.65.87.36    

@psxgogg ur right people here dont know s*** about martial arts otherwise they would show some respect, u cant deny what this guy accomplished, hes the man, and yes hes fat , so what, the guy is in his 50′s and still kicks ass to 99.99% of the world. including any of u faggs commenting here, segal is for real, he can hurt alot of guys in the ufc even in this age.but most of his moves are not legal for mma. steven segal is the man.

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El Chingon Says, in 3-28-2012 at 19:50:54 from 76.89.224.129    

Thank you Baby Jesus for allowing Segal to save us from the Mexican cartels.

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jakelo Says, in 3-28-2012 at 19:52:11 from 88.171.239.67    

well, he looks normal here, but s*** what f***** weirdo in ufc…

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MMAGiantSilva Says, in 3-28-2012 at 20:05:58 from 72.149.181.87    

No comment. but FTW he didn’t train s*** in the UFC just trying to piggy back of fighters success pay this guy no attention.

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AussieMMA Says, in 3-28-2012 at 21:07:57 from 165.86.81.20    

@Davidjones, Aikido practitioner? “he can hurt a lot of guys in the UFC even in this age” Hmm, not sure if agree with that one buddy. That catch and redirect s*** is a tad unrealistic, then add his fat arse to that and Nop. I can’t see him beating a single person in the UFC. Not one.

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Jbone4888 Says, in 3-28-2012 at 21:08:10 from 71.106.224.48    

God I hate him. Here he is claiming again he did everything again.

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Buster Hymen Says, in 3-28-2012 at 21:49:41 from 66.27.156.247    

I would pay to see Chuck Norris kick his ass.

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Cock Says, in 3-28-2012 at 21:59:59 from 67.84.163.243    

He is just such a cock. A cock.

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peruviannecktie Says, in 3-28-2012 at 22:21:41 from 24.209.15.210    

he’s full of himself, always has been, but he knows his s***. He not only practiced aikido in japan, but was the first non japanese to have an aikido school in japan. that’s impressive

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TsaGoii Says, in 3-28-2012 at 22:54:33 from 174.93.171.88    

Wow, so much hate.
In his prime was quite popular, just like JVCD. Young guns nowadays have the internet and reality TV, so those two are old farts to them.

For MMA lovers, not just UFC, MMA, they know.

And on the topic if he could man handle a few of us or even 1 single UFC fighter….

Maybe he can, maybe he can’t. The question to ask is…Would you want to try him out?

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hahahaha Says, in 3-28-2012 at 23:49:56 from 218.102.185.190    

@DavidJones
are you serious? what would he do? flap his fat belly around. He is from an age where Karate, Aikido and Kung Fu was a mysterious asian secret and a lot of people sucked that stuff up like a sponge. Now we know all that stuff is not special it just depends how you train and use it…buuuttttt Aikido…common it’s so useless its not even funny..if you hit an aikido guy in the head he will cry because he is not used to getting hit…Now we see why SeagULL try to get into machida and silvas corner…just to promote himself again and his stupid show…getting back to business…this F*** retard couldn’t win against a half dead grandma with a belly of the same size as him

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KungFuLowKick Says, in 3-29-2012 at 00:02:31 from 24.212.44.131    

@AussieMMA
The guys(psxdogg,DavidJones) watched too many JCVD,Chuck Norris,and Seagal movies in their lives and they really think JCVD or Seagal really have a chane in MMA.I know there’s alot of “fake” Aikido guys but I sparred a guy who was doing Aikido for 7 years and looked like he knew some Aikido moves.I just kept moving,punched and threw some leg kicks and he didn’t catch anything I threw.Then I took him down and used JiuJitsu technics and it was the easiest spar I’ve ever had.Maybe the guy was just a phony but Aikido left me pretty unimpressed.

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dalnkwnt Says, in 3-29-2012 at 00:04:05 from 70.91.17.178    

why do people dis steve? yall all seen at least 5 of his movies and back in the day you thought they were cool!

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HardPunch Says, in 3-29-2012 at 00:33:53 from 99.21.64.93    

Has anyone ever seen any legit videos where an Aikido practitioner stood well against a practitioner of another martial art? Yeah, I know, it’s not about ‘the art’, it’s about the person, but every Aikido video I’ve seen shows an Aikido dude catching half-assed Muay Thai kicks other techniques. It just doesn’t ever look realistic. If there are any videos of Aikido that show that it’s good to use anywhere other than an Aikido school, I’d love to see it.

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tinker bell Says, in 3-29-2012 at 01:28:07 from 72.175.247.142    

I saw him at a bar in Montana several years ago and tried to get it on with him, but he left me dry.

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paddedummy Says, in 3-29-2012 at 02:24:38 from 70.51.31.80    

Aikido is practiced with weapons, as a weapons retention system and has no competitions because there are no rules so wtf are you idiots talking about? It’s like saying that you sparred under mma rules against an IPSC champion and owned the guy so handguns are useless for fighting lol

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Grape Soda Says, in 3-29-2012 at 03:18:40 from 75.84.236.234    

You kids are too influenced by action movies, perhaps you don’t train, I’m 47 and I would fight this fat slob Vale Tudo rules in a second.

Stick to XBox if you think this clown is a real fighter.

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MangyMongoose Says, in 3-29-2012 at 03:21:47 from 76.88.63.236    

His movies are the worst.

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jim Says, in 3-29-2012 at 05:28:52 from 67.163.73.115    

My theory is that Seagal went to Silva/Machida/Blackhouse whatever, and said, he has some tips he’d like to help with and possibly learn some himself from those guys.

Obviously his tips would be near worthless since joint manipulation is against the UFC rules, and that’s Akido’s strong points (my opinion).

All for the goal of being seen at UFC events/back stage etc. In order to open a training facility, and already have some top shelf MMA cred.

In like water Silva didn’t want to be answering questions, giving short answers, when asked if he did anything new Silva said “training with Steven Seagal.” This made Soares crack up laughing. Maybe Silva felt bad that it could make Seagal upset; since everyone knew it was bullshit, and gave Seagal credit for the Belfort fight. Machida soon follows with same claim (while smiling like yea, right).

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The Llama Says, in 3-29-2012 at 08:02:34 from 71.229.66.56    

Not gonna lie I thought “Seagull” was the s*** when I was like 10. Alas he is a fat old guy ( who may still kick my ass) but I’m prettttyyy sure Anderson and Machida were a force before he taught them a front kick I learned 20 years ago..

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Madula Says, in 3-29-2012 at 08:42:44 from 166.248.67.245    

Grape soda

Dude, you just made me a fan of yours.

Seagal is such a point of hate because he is so arrogant. Although polarizing, why do so many people love GSP? Because he comes off as a good guy, humble and well spoken. That’s enough for people to gain a judgement of him. Seagal talks as if he’s the martial arts god. I say we pull together and find a way to get grape soda a sparring session with “The Master”

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The Llama Says, in 3-29-2012 at 10:38:58 from 71.229.66.56    

@Madula Says I dont think Grape is ready to back that up..HaHa.

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Mr. Obvious Says, in 3-29-2012 at 12:26:37 from 38.114.86.104    

The only thing this clown is a black belt in is BSing.

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dreameracer1 Says, in 3-29-2012 at 15:07:52 from 156.99.40.14    

am i the only fan who see steven seagal belly nine month pregnant? (@)_(@)

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sammy Says, in 3-29-2012 at 21:05:14 from 128.189.83.215    

As others said, aikido is meant to be practiced with weapons (swords, daggers, etc). In that sense it is actually very useful but as a hand to hand combat (no weapons) it is unrealistic IMHO.

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chiroguy Says, in 3-29-2012 at 22:08:19 from 69.112.244.191    

Perhaps the people posting on this forum would like to be educated…I hold the rank of Black Belt in Nihon Goshin Aikido and Shito-Ryu Karate. I have been training for 20 years…Let me say that Seagal in his early years (80′s – 90′s), was no joke…In fact, he was an incredible martial artist and would absolutely wipe the floor with anyone posting on this forum. When i listen to him speak today, i can’t believe how he turned out. The guy sounds like a deranged lunatic. As for people commenting abou the practicality of Aikido in a real fight, there about 7 different styles of Aikido. Some of these styles include Hombu (United States Aikido Federation), Yoshinkan, The Ki Society and Nihon Goshin. For those of you who don’t think Aikido would work in a REAL fight, check out Nihon Goshin which has its lineage from Daito-Ryu Aiki-Jujitsu…It’s no joke. Seagal in 2012 has lost his mind but in his prime, he was for REAL!!! Grape Soda…he would have annihilated you. In 2012, you could probably take him. The guy belongs in a mental institution!!!

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DavidJones Says, in 3-29-2012 at 22:14:45 from 174.65.87.36    

like i said, most of his moves are illigal, otherwise, he can catch lots of pro fighters in smal joint locks and short shots that can really hurt a person, i didnt mean in a sanctioned fight.

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psxdogg Says, in 3-30-2012 at 01:13:52 from 70.143.19.105    

JCVD: Un-Official World Karate champion after he beat the Real Champion right after the tournament in the parking lot.

Chuck Norris: He was like 10 times WORLD Karate/Kickboxing champion and you talk about his movies?

Steven Seagal: Will F*** you up! Check his BIO

Aikido: From what I have seen, Aikido is a weapon based martial art. It’s based off the sword so is the footwork. I’ve seen real Aikido practitioners train joint locks and throws off of punches and kicks.

This is what you have to get: If you don’t TRAIN to fight that certain way(the aikidio way or BJJ way etc), then for sure you are NOT going to FIGHT that way.

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Grape Soda Says, in 3-30-2012 at 02:11:45 from 75.84.236.234    

chiroguy: Let me train full time like him only at MY school Team Quest for 6 months I would fight two of these clowns.

I would run through him, I spar with am and pro fighters and roll with black belts.

I’m not saying I’m good but I’m more athletic and bigger (not in a doughnut kind of big) than this fraud and I know how to FIGHT. ALl the mumbo jumbo you listed means nothing to me, I only care about fighting not doing a demonstration. Traditional martial arts are fine just don’t try and pass it off as an actual fighting skill.

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dave Says, in 3-30-2012 at 06:27:39 from 24.246.25.6    

@ grape soda

you and many are delusional thinking you can kick his ass and makes you sound very stupid!
he will kick your ass and break your joints in seconds!
segal sounds arrogant and delusional in some ways but aikido masters can grab you in ways and twist and break your joints that you won’t even know how it happened.
yes he is old and fat but he still will kick everyone’s ass in this forum easily. he is a aikido master and he is pretty good at it, he might not have a good cardio since he is old and fat but he won’t need it against people like you grape soda and probably everyone commenting, he’ll twist and displace your joints before you know it.
remember joints are very weak!

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bigjaja Says, in 3-30-2012 at 09:18:00 from 24.182.185.0    

The Steven Segal Lawman show is actually pretty good (check it out on netflix). I’ve trained in everything from Kenpo, Tae Kwon Do, Boxing, Wrestled for 4 years, Grappling, Muay Thai…never mastered any of them (besides wrestling where I am very comfortable), but I have the experience. My son took Aikido for some years, so I will train with some of the basic moves and guess what…they actually work at stopping a fight quickly.

One street fight I was in, I was able to put a guy down and make him submit with a move they use with grabbing the hand. It may not win MMA fights (and I’m all about MMA since 1994), but it can Aikido can be extremely effective in real ife situations. I believe Segal can’t beat everyone, but he can probably beat a lot of people who post on this site in a real street situation.

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vsmoove Says, in 3-30-2012 at 23:31:52 from 199.41.197.24    

LOL… I saw this interview live and thought to myself that the folks on MMATKO must be going nuts… LOL… log on days later to read this hilarious thread… the guy knows how to get a rise out of folks. For the record, he’s an asshole but he’s funny.

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roflatgrapesoda Says, in 4-2-2012 at 04:31:15 from 71.53.144.52    

Grape soda, just because you’re a punching bag/sparring partner for amateur fighters doesnt mean YOU can fight.. lmfao. Get over yourself.

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