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cheesetoochalk Says, in 12-12-2011 at 14:21:06 from    

HAHAHAHA!!!! Nice post Bruno

adamabbs Says, in 12-12-2011 at 14:30:36 from    

Not sure how to take that…

1999 Says, in 12-12-2011 at 14:42:41 from    

hahahaha whata a joke.

Juan Says, in 12-12-2011 at 14:44:38 from    

lol he wouldn’t have done it if it wasn’t for jackson

LastDragon Says, in 12-12-2011 at 14:45:37 from    

“John! John Jones! Got damn it! Go Check on Lyoto!” Hilarious.

psxdogg Says, in 12-12-2011 at 14:53:07 from    

Jon Jones is good but F*** him. We need a rematch. Machida won the first round and 2nd round until he got chocked the F*** out!

Doyle Brunson Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:06:17 from    

Greg Jackson is like the american Ed sores.
What a weasle. Dont like that guy

paleface Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:14:45 from    

I don’t comment often but what a dick, checking on other fighter is automatic or so I thought. One more reason not to like him, talented asshole

Belz Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:20:29 from    

This is going to make that attempt at gaining fans back fire..

Zachres Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:24:36 from    

I hate this guy… really hate this guy

hugemidget Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:26:24 from    


Scorpius Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:29:23 from    

FINALLY THE TRUE COLORS OF JACKSON REVEALED…What a piece of sh*t….When you go to check on a guy you do it cuz you give a sh*t Not to pretend you care so the fans can go…”Awwwwwww look at jonny carin for lyoto” Gregg is a Fkn #COCKROACH…All respect lost!!! You can tell jon could give a sh*t either. He just dropped lyoto like a bad habit and walked away. Not a care in the world. And he would not have checked on lyoto unless Scumbag jackson insisted. #NORESPECT

casyboy Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:41:10 from    

i think he lost more fans when he dropped lyoto like a bag of dirty laundry. help a brother to the floor… how was that gregg jackson telling jon he was winning between rds, load of crap

djcincy Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:42:22 from    

A coach, mentor, and business adviser all in one.

TKoO? Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:52:34 from    

Is this for real?OMG… .-
I fn give up.Nog left to the prick (awesome fn prick),Machida lost to the kid who punked Shogun,CC’s body let him down,Fjodor got actually fat.Idk guys,from now on I’ll just watch this real wwc with no knees to the head bs.Hendo (I like Hendo,he’ll beat Silva 60-40) prospered (finally) after he got 6-7 shady decisions. btw Overeem fell on the steroid test,it’s true

MMAGiantSilva Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:55:47 from    

^^^ get real this is fighting what was he supposed to do?

And in terms of this video we all knew JBJ is a douchebag no surprise.

TKoO? Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:56:35 from    

Dan won’t let him,just remember Heno-Anderson match.

J-Bone Says, in 12-12-2011 at 15:57:28 from    

He sounded like such a slimball.

TKoO? Says, in 12-12-2011 at 16:06:26 from    

(sorry,I pressed enter lol) Dana won’t let him,just rewind the Hendo-Anderson match.Sadly,Machida is gone too.He’ll be 43 ’till he fights Jones again.I always hated the UFC,I always hated that Don King prick but here we go again.It’s all the same,at least in Pride was well known it was roid/match-ups bs but this?I hate liars.Old school liars,new fools.Even tho Ramp is an animal strong punching bag he was embaressed and wanted to give his trophy to ninja Rua.I respect that dude.Machida-Rua 1?C’mon?! + Jones was lost,we won’t see that s*** ever again,just like Hendo made Anderson to suck on his thumb after rd1.

TKoO? Says, in 12-12-2011 at 16:18:04 from    

JBJ is a kid,c’mon guys.Scary kid. lol
I always said that UFC was “wrestlers paradise”.
TD attempt missed -eat 5 to6 Cro-cops knees to the head.No balls here.Back to K1.Sad but true,nowadays that’s the place where the big boys fight. :/

bobbo Says, in 12-12-2011 at 16:23:55 from    

Do the politcally correct thing to do…his coach tells him whats up.

Jackson is a great coach.

vsmoove Says, in 12-12-2011 at 16:33:19 from    

That’s pretty funny! It was really classless of him to just let the Dragon drop like a sack of s*** though.

Op_of_faith Says, in 12-12-2011 at 16:44:44 from    

…wait…people here are SERIOUSLY holding JONES responsible for what his coach said..?!??

^^^^ Says, in 12-12-2011 at 16:49:21 from    

I was so excited when Jon Jones burst on to the scene. He was fun to watch and very humble, then it all started going down hill when he signed autographs saying UFC Champion before he even beat Shogun, then the Rashad incident, the Jackson spygate, the dirty style of eye poking/headbutts (you can read up/see Gifs on Sherdog), the stupid antics he pulls like crawling before the fight and now this too. Is this for real? He is suppose to be a Christian too. I f****** hate this guy. He’s so damn fake. Koscheck, Bisping, Lesnar, Tito are the most hated fighters, but at least they aren’t fake. Drop the bull s*** and just be the bad guy for F*** sakes.

KungFuLowKick Says, in 12-12-2011 at 16:51:41 from    

Dont hate Greg Jackson because he tells his fighter to be respectful.Hate the asshole Jones for not even checking on guys.If Jones checked on him Jackson wouldn’t have to tell him.

jakelo Says, in 12-12-2011 at 16:51:59 from    

my god! this is f***** funny somehow!

Beast w/ 8 Limbs Says, in 12-12-2011 at 16:54:01 from    

Oh yeah, makes sense. Win some fans by shaking his hand after you dropped his inanimate body on the canvas like you didn’t give a sh**

ThatDude Says, in 12-12-2011 at 17:01:19 from    

Go Get Some Fannnns ? So he’s saying he knows how to win over fans ? Nah fukk that, Let john react to the situation the way he wants to react to it, None of that artificial BS.

nogi_revolution Says, in 12-12-2011 at 17:07:42 from    

Sad……just sad.

Tankless Says, in 12-12-2011 at 17:35:04 from    

Hmmm…Is this surprising ?

Jbs77 Says, in 12-12-2011 at 17:39:43 from    

You guys are such purist, judgemental douches. This is a business, neither guy really worries about the others health, because they know they will be fine. Most of you seem like you hate the guy on top. JBJ is the most exciting fighter to watch in MMA, because he finishes fights. Machida looked good, but most fighters look good until JBJ kicks their ass.

murell Says, in 12-12-2011 at 17:53:08 from    

Wow! that is pathetic, whether or not J.J should have dropped Machida like that is one thing,but to not go over and check on him until your scum bag trainer tells you to is Bad,sorry J.J, your an awesome fighter, but i call em like i see em!

dilleywilley Says, in 12-12-2011 at 17:54:44 from    

I still like Jackson he is an amazing coach. Lost respect for Jones thought he was a stand up respectful guy but I was mistaken.

p*********** Says, in 12-12-2011 at 17:57:39 from    

lol you’re all such f***… he just won the biggest fight of his life and he’s supposed to automatically check on a person who is out cold? lol…
you’re all f***** and have likely never even trained a combat sport let alone compete in one…
this isn’t f****** tennis.
i’m not a jones fan but to a smart person, this made jackson look bad… not jones

willienugget Says, in 12-12-2011 at 18:04:23 from    

People are going to complain no matter what. The way he just dropped Lyoto like a sack was pure awesomeness. Straight out of Gladiator. “Are you not entertained?”

Everyone knows Jackson is a fake.

Lodovik Says, in 12-12-2011 at 18:07:57 from    

Wow, when JBJ is done with MMA, he has a career in Hollywood, for sure. Greg Jackson, to enter politics as Chael Sonnen’s advisor.

ness2k Says, in 12-12-2011 at 18:08:27 from    

I never did like Jackson. He always seemed like a jackass to me!

truemmafan Says, in 12-12-2011 at 18:16:51 from    

That fight should’ve been stopped via the doc.. This is now the third time we see a massive wound on the head of a fighter (Sanchez, Torres) and a “physician” not doing diligence. Machida said it himself, “after that cut, I was seeing blurry.” McCarthy did the right thing in asking for a medical evaluation. But again, it was allowed to continue, making Jones seem more a fighter than he really was. Reminds me of the time that Couture slammed Gonzaga and it just so happens he landed face first and broke his nose. He couldn’t breathe and notified Herb Dean, but no doc. was brought to take a look at it. It’s gotten to the point where extreme break’s are valid by the UFC.

tonysnow Says, in 12-12-2011 at 18:22:19 from    

everyones been saying cocky so i think Jackson was trying to do damage control but it did sound pretty douche-esque

Lodovik Says, in 12-12-2011 at 18:26:41 from    

And one more thing, I was thinking whether Greg is saying the same to GSP after his fights, but then I realized GSP would have to finish a fight first :)

Jon Says, in 12-12-2011 at 18:38:45 from    

This is fighting, it’s disrespectful to go over and check if they’re alright, you just knocked him out!!! Do you honestly think if you had been knocked out that you want a guy to come and patronize you… ‘Hey man, I just knocked you out like a bitch on national TV, hope you’re OK’ – ‘Thanks man, I appreciate your concern… thanks for checking on me, I have no clue where I am right now thanks to you but you coming over makes me feel a lot better about the whole embarrassing situation I’m currently in!!!!!!!’

ibunn Says, in 12-12-2011 at 19:10:01 from    

ironically this attempt to “get some fans” will actually make him lose some fans

greg might as well of announced jon as a d-bag who wouldn’t check on another fighter unless hes asked to

Leone Azevedo Says, in 12-12-2011 at 19:25:51 from    

I really hate JON JONES and I’m not ashamed of that at all. I really hope someone kick his ass so bad. I want to see him cripple. He does not make anything to act classy or respectful. Someday he will have what he deserves. You can call me a heater. I don’t mind! This guy does not deserv the respect and love of the real fans of this sport. Yeah he is big, fast and strong… but every word he says and every action or move he makes is simple disgusting.

khartoum Says, in 12-12-2011 at 19:34:49 from    

^^ Is a slimball the opposite of a fatball?

xformat Says, in 12-12-2011 at 19:45:48 from    

Come on you guys. It was the dude playing back the video on TV and a fan was the one making it sound like he was Greg Jackson. Puhlease….watch it and listen to it again. Really, are you all really that freakin’ stupid?

Shaking my darn head.

Newfie Jiujitsu Says, in 12-12-2011 at 19:59:36 from    

You guys are giving Jackson and Bones a hard for this? I mean it is kind of lame but look at Mir! He snapped Nog’s like a bread stick and threw him aside!

baller Says, in 12-12-2011 at 20:36:36 from    

y r u fools mad, bones is making hes doo, n he did the rite thing, its a fight n nobody cares

baller Says, in 12-12-2011 at 20:38:34 from    

dragon needs to work on his strength n stamina n he’ll hv a chance next time. believe me

xformat Says, in 12-12-2011 at 20:50:44 from    

Bruno….why do the above people not understand the joke behind this video? It’s so obvious.

willienugget Says, in 12-12-2011 at 21:00:51 from    

Jackson was on MMA Hour backpeddaling so it was definitely him.

cc Says, in 12-12-2011 at 21:03:00 from    

he way fake,u can tell by watching his interviews..jon jones ur classless,all u have is your strength and hight advantage,u suck!!

ea Says, in 12-12-2011 at 21:16:54 from    

pretty sure he says “against the fence “

bigFan Says, in 12-12-2011 at 21:24:29 from    

If you guys want to complain about it just email them

Dr steel Says, in 12-12-2011 at 22:08:40 from    

Man Greg could have had good intention but he screwed up saying that..

It is like “hay people are looking act like a good guy”

jaydog Says, in 12-12-2011 at 22:55:52 from    

Joke or not, who cares? If its a joke, good one Bruno. If not, Jackson is being real with his fighter. Go check on him and try to get some fans because you have the charisma and like ability of a rock. He’s still gonna make a ton of money cause people will tune in to “hopefully” see JBJ lose.
Which isn’t happening for a long while unless Suga puts one of his counter hooks on the button like Machida did. Then, it could be lights out. JMO.

SEAN_VANCE Says, in 12-12-2011 at 23:25:45 from    

lol its fake..

gbone Says, in 12-12-2011 at 23:48:01 from    

It’s forgivable for Jones to be caught up in the moment and forget to check on his opponent, who was supposed to be his mortal enemy a second ago.

But Jackson’s instructions to Jones to check on Lyoto to get some fans is so disheartening. Like a slimy politician kissing babies to get votes. I hate that BS.

yhedude3 Says, in 12-12-2011 at 23:49:49 from    

I’m confused, is this real? or did some guy record his voice over it as a joke.

paddlin Says, in 12-12-2011 at 23:59:11 from    

guess I didn’t get the memo that fight fans were supposed to be a bunch of douchebags that cry over the stupidest s***.

Thxer Says, in 12-13-2011 at 00:11:06 from    

Greg knows the game well, good for him. Sad that Jones needs to be told to do this though. People don’t understand why Jones has haters, maybe this will help them understand. You can see it in a lot of his actions that he’s more of a douche than he lets on.

It’s understandable considering he’s so young and already such a great champ. But don’t be fooled, he’s not as humble as he makes himself out to be.

Samuraitato Says, in 12-13-2011 at 00:27:18 from    

JBJ is an exepcional athlete,but without fellings or respecfull of the esence and spirit of the martial warrior.I personally consider him a real asshole..he will get his pesadilla in the near in the world he is in a standing submission ,and he knows that Machida is out, the ref.interrup the fight,wich is over,,an let his adversary as a sack of potatoes smashing the floor,,,what was worse,,the submission or the fall…cervical spinal injury and vertabre fracture and permanent paralisis from the neck down.. bone jones human waste

NotVinnieJones Says, in 12-13-2011 at 00:59:25 from    

@ xformat…this isn’t a joke, its the new interactive way viewers can watch the UFC now. You can choose which camera you want to watch from and you can choose between mics…commentators, one of the corners, or the ref. I’m guessing we will hear more and more stuff like this as more people choose to listen to corners instead of Rogan/Goldberg.

mmafan Says, in 12-13-2011 at 01:05:05 from    

Its funny how people react to a video like this…as if this video was rock-solid true. what if its fake, or out of context? What if, most likely scenario JBJ went to shake Lyotos hand of his own accord? who knows and who cares…they are there to fight, not win a PR contest.

Rulo Says, in 12-13-2011 at 01:19:46 from    

F*** JONEES!he should be in the heavyweights, it looks bigger than his opponents all the time, HE NEED to fights againts his own size, in the meantime he will continue dominating the light heavyweight, jones little scary bastard! Hope Rashad gets him, i didnt like rashad BUT, i will LOVE HIM if qe put jones to Sleep!!!!!!!!!!!

skifri3 Says, in 12-13-2011 at 01:59:47 from    

Geez… this board has exploded with hate for John Jones. This same arrogant guy probably wouldn’t even help a mugging victim on the street if he saw it.

Oh wait… HE DID! The same day he had a big fight. He could’ve been seriously injured, but he did the right thing (no cameras) because that’s who he is. It’s stuff like this that’s probably a better indicator of one’s character than some random out-of-context comment made by one’s coach.

juice900 Says, in 12-13-2011 at 02:04:30 from    

john phony jones … most fake humble guy in ufc…

shocktime Says, in 12-13-2011 at 02:28:54 from    

I thought the way JBJ let Lyoto go (as commanded by Ref) was cool. That’s how you finish fights baby! It was like a Mortal Kombabt fatality or something, just pure awesomeness! You guys cry ALOT! Go watch ice skating or something! JBJ is fighting grown men that are professional fighters that willingly accept to fight him! If you don’t wanna Tap that’s what happens, period! Big Nog didn’t wanna tap against Mir either, no one to blame, but himself.
and JBJ is fake, Rampage said it first. didn’t believe him till seeing this video.

Pecker Says, in 12-13-2011 at 02:41:38 from    

strange, my stream was a bit different:
“Jones! Jones goddammit! Go check on Lyoto, give him a bible and tell him that Jesus loves him!”
*Diego Brandao interrupts:
“No, Mormon Jesus loves him!”

deeznutz Says, in 12-13-2011 at 02:52:32 from    

You guys really think other fighters aren’t instructed to check on guys after their victories? I bet all of them hear that from their coaches. As for Jones dropping Machida at the end, when the ref stops the fight and tells you to break, you separate and let go. Nobody’s ever been so nice as to lay their opponent down nicely. When Hendo dropped that last bomb on a clearly unconscious Bisping, what did everybody do? f***** cheered. That was by and large a much more disrespectful and dangerous move. So many trolls, apparently now the bandwagon is hating Bones Jones.

Dr. Says, in 12-13-2011 at 03:22:09 from    

The problem I have with Jones is that he acts like his is some respectful individual and appreciates the art of MMA but then he acts like a douchebag. And then flips back to respectfulness. I guess it’s Jackson who is push the buttons and pulling the switches.

I have no problem with dickheads who know they are dickheads and act like it all the time – Koscheck or Sonnen. Bisping acts like a douche and then tries to say he’s a good guy.

And piss off with the whole “Jones is a kid” crap. The guy is Twenty-frigging-four. How old do you have to be before you are an adult? He’s married and has two kids. Seems pretty juvenile to me.

Dr. Says, in 12-13-2011 at 03:22:37 from    

* like he is

Dr. Says, in 12-13-2011 at 03:26:09 from    

Confirmed. Go laugh at yourselves – those who couldn’t figure it out and thought it was a joke.

g.wizard Says, in 12-13-2011 at 03:57:06 from    

@xformat…the reason is because they are retards.

Genghis Khan Says, in 12-13-2011 at 04:14:03 from    

This is FAKE you idiots

alwaysright Says, in 12-13-2011 at 05:35:07 from    

I bet the same people on here saying “Jon’s is a piece of s**t for letting Machida drop to the ground” are the same people who said “Well done Dan Henderson for giving Michael Bisping a diving elbow to the face” (when he was unconscious) Hypocrites!

Oz Says, in 12-13-2011 at 06:05:23 from    

Alot of people on here are a bunch of soft cry babies. Its a FIGHT! Minutes before Machida was trying to punch his head in and now he’s supposed to cradle him to the floor like his mum or something. Jones is fighting to retain his title (and not get punched the fu** out) so he chokes the crap out of him and as soon as his arm dropped the ref was onto it and Jones let him go, he doesnt necessarily know if hes out or not. The way he fell was the coolest part of this fight.

Trent Says, in 12-13-2011 at 06:33:46 from    

Look at all the BUTTHURT Machida fans. JJ is a great fighter and a cool dude. Even if this video is legit(seems kind of fake to me), Jackson’ words don’t reflect badly on the guy. Toronto was an extremely pro-Machida crowd and JJ knew that. He was probably jacked from winning the fight and might not even thought to go over to Lyoto who was SURROUNDED by doctors. I mean the man was just sleeping. Do you think he is wanting to talk to JJ half woozy and in a language he struggles to speak in(not a diss;just a fact)?

facephucke Says, in 12-13-2011 at 07:54:40 from    

IM glad someon called it, I guess im easily convinced although I thought it sounded like some fan watching his tv sounding like a little bitch…Jones almost lost the fight and once you choke someone (and they dont tap) your adrenaline is going etc, youre not caring about your opponent. trust me. It doest make him an asshole, people love to hate Jones and I still dont see why!

gripman Says, in 12-13-2011 at 08:00:32 from    

None of us are above forgetting something when a fight, lights, millions of ppv watcher, and dollar bills are going through your head . That being said, it does seem inhuman not to check on Machida.

The problem is that Jones already seems awkward in his arrogance, humor, and body language. He just isn’t likeable, yet is very talented. That makes him a hard sell to the masses. You have a coach that knows this and tells him to do the right thing to appear normal. It’s what G. Jackson should do, just don’t yell it next time.

gripman Says, in 12-13-2011 at 08:04:06 from    

And if the whole thing was fake…G. Jackson should have said it.

Foamfollower Says, in 12-13-2011 at 08:24:41 from    

Fantastic post, Bruno. What a hypocrite.

Screenx3 Says, in 12-13-2011 at 08:39:49 from    

F*** Machida! Jones walking away and leaving him on the ground like road kill was f***** beautiful and brutal at the same time. Who’s next? War Jones!!!

fro easy Says, in 12-13-2011 at 09:06:12 from    

you people are sad bitching like little girls. Goddamn man. I agree there has to be sportsmanship after a fight and coming from the fighter self, but if the fighter doesnt want to do that, thats his choice.

You people are only looking for new reasons to hate on jon and team jackson. its pathetic man, he is cocky, he is this , he is that. Go hating on someones character if you cant hate on his fighting or coaching style.

rgiczey Says, in 12-13-2011 at 11:47:20 from    

I think Jackson was being abrasive towards Jones – “Go get some fans” = “Go do damage control, you ass”.

kbf Says, in 12-13-2011 at 12:35:15 from    

The only thing JBJ can do to satisfy these people is to loose and to keep loosing. Jones defies you and wins and keeps winning. When you hate someone anything they do just make you hate them more. If he’s respectful he’s too respectful. If he’s polite you say he’s fake, if he’s rude well that’s easy. Jones can do no right. You need to acknowledge the real reasons you hate him. “He’s a Douche” is just a weak cover-up.

ScrubJones Says, in 12-13-2011 at 12:38:33 from    

fake ass cracker orderin the fake ass N***** like old times

paddlin Says, in 12-13-2011 at 13:39:40 from    

wah wah wah wah……a bunch of babies. Maybe you weren’t hugged enough or coddled enough as a baby, maybe your daddy didn’t tell you that you were going to do great things in life. Maybe your first girlfriend told you that you were terrible in the sack and would never satisfy a woman with that thing……ever. That’s life, seek counselling and get over it. Until then……I forbid you to ever comment on MMA until you grow a pair.

MJon Says, in 12-13-2011 at 16:12:42 from    

So funny, I agree with ‘fro easy’ you’re all pathetic keyboard warriors, the funniest thing is that most of the people on this thread only caught the fights thanks to Bruno, meaning you didn’t pay for the PPV…roughly translated…neither Dana, nor Jon nor Coach Jackson give a s*** what you think because your opinion is irrelevant…happy typing ladies!

cc Says, in 12-13-2011 at 17:34:28 from    

to drop loyoto like a sack of s***, u’d think it was personal.Jones is a duche,and snatchin up some crake head doesnt make a hero. this guys evil..shoud just stop the fony and go with it Ill watch his fights got my vote…to hope he gets his ass kicked

ibunn Says, in 12-13-2011 at 18:09:09 from    

this makes me think the whole jon jones stops a mugger in the park on fight day was staged to “get some fans”

T’Challa Says, in 12-13-2011 at 19:24:12 from    

Yawn.. more haters for JBJ.. I’m glad, because it’s funny to see the same stupid comments after EVERY fight he has…

Listen, you KNOW he won’t lose anytime soon, why frustrate yourselves by getting all pissy after every Jon Jones victory???

mirkocrocop Says, in 12-14-2011 at 01:03:25 from    

Jones reminds me Kanye west, same ego. you can tell hes the type of person who deep down hates when people dont think he is the best and feeds on praise from people. just look at how touchy he got when rampage questioned him and his face after he completely dropped lyoto even knowing he was unconscious (he said he knew in press conference). he is who he is and you cant deny him anything because of it since you would have to be a fool to pretend hes not one of the best. now being fake? without a doubt. people already see through his bullshit.

ericsson Says, in 12-14-2011 at 18:09:17 from    

I Love this Guy really Love this GuY

shambfoo Says, in 12-19-2011 at 07:46:20 from    

After you read the comments, you wonder if this is a drama tv show or a sports event…”I hate this guy, I hate that guy, F*** this guy” LOL


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