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jdogg Says, in 3-27-2012 at 14:01:18 from 70.155.220.5    

Nice prepared speech Cris.

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Guy Says, in 3-27-2012 at 14:13:32 from 50.83.171.120    

“I was on a lot of pain killers after my circumcision and wasn’t thinking clearly”

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Op_of_faith Says, in 3-27-2012 at 14:21:51 from 99.35.227.251    

Well…you never know…if she wasn’t a user before then she’s just a beast-which actually IS a possibility…guess we’ll know with her next fight how good she really is. Good to take responsibility…

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Oswald Cobblepot Says, in 3-27-2012 at 14:22:04 from 129.24.207.111    

She has the jawline of a man and speaks like a teenage boy…I didnt need to see a test to know she was on the Juice,,,just look at her.

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kryptonite Says, in 3-27-2012 at 14:24:36 from 92.233.247.138    

should take a gender test aswell looks like a bloke.she is only 25 aswell most of had the hardest paper round ever easily pass for 40

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Twana Says, in 3-27-2012 at 14:48:52 from 64.250.82.251    

cheater and bitch

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OhBoy Says, in 3-27-2012 at 15:30:08 from 65.93.118.66    

Yeah cuz steroids help you cut weight…

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JoeDog Says, in 3-27-2012 at 15:46:31 from 66.228.21.101    

Which one of her arms will Rousey break?

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Thxer Says, in 3-27-2012 at 15:47:04 from 76.14.172.32    

LOL. Yea it was just to help me cut weight, who knew it was ROIDS amirite!?

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McClinchey Says, in 3-27-2012 at 15:51:02 from 99.227.97.59    

people are dumb and dont know how roids work u can do cycles and have it out of your system and pass the drug test, notice how she states that she has passed every other drug test, not that shes never done them?

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Lando Says, in 3-27-2012 at 16:19:05 from 71.240.253.14    

Shave her head, and take her makeup off, and she’s a dead-ringer for Wanderlei Silva:
http://www.imagesocket.com/photos/guest/2458510

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Doyle Brunson Says, in 3-27-2012 at 16:36:12 from 99.233.40.81    

LOl she can say whatever she wants. She looks like a roider, sounds like a roider, and got caught on roids! What more do you need.This statement is laughable. Will never give her respect again. Cheater!

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Jake Says, in 3-27-2012 at 16:43:27 from 70.179.12.71    

@Lando
HAHAHA omfg I never realized that!

I think its funny the first half she’s apologizing and saying she didn’t know it was steroids, then the 2nd half she’s saying even IF you do use steroids you still have to work hard and be naturally gifted.

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mma made easy Says, in 3-27-2012 at 16:43:34 from 96.48.147.198    

Wanderlei Silva!! BWHA HA HA you’re right!!

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Halcyon Says, in 3-27-2012 at 16:48:21 from 108.210.100.129    

@Lando

Well since his surgery, a few years back, Wandy looks a lot more feminine than Cyborg.

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Anon Says, in 3-27-2012 at 17:02:00 from 71.71.254.203    

“the supplement was only supposed to dissolve my adam’s apple, i swear. “

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maynard Says, in 3-27-2012 at 17:02:01 from 66.176.246.240    

im tired of transparent publicity stunts in all sports, Ill take this for what it is, thank you cyborg. Now I see you as a cheater AND a liar. IF u wanna be a man, own the F*** up like one.

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luis el monstruo Says, in 3-27-2012 at 17:42:07 from 201.226.3.134    

damn is he ugly!

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jdogg Says, in 3-27-2012 at 17:45:18 from 70.155.220.5    

@ maynard – I agree. We all know this was a prepared statement by someone from her team or a PR guy. Get real. Most people are not this naive amymore.

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dankarelli Says, in 3-27-2012 at 17:58:19 from 198.96.114.20    

LOL @ Maynard. good one.
“I didnt know it was a steroid” she says out of her man chin, while pissing. standing.
****Que Horse sound ***

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dankarelli Says, in 3-27-2012 at 17:58:50 from 198.96.114.20    

LOL @ GUY HAHAHAHA

damn TOO MANY funny comments. Brilliant!

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T’Challa Says, in 3-27-2012 at 17:59:24 from 99.227.91.157    

Who cares? Sonnen was roided up, (or TRTed up) and all his fanboys and the media give him a pass. She’s the best female MMA fighter period, she’ll be back.

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sammy Says, in 3-27-2012 at 18:25:10 from 207.216.105.12    

not sure if other female fighters are not doing roids or hgh or something.

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dsan3402 Says, in 3-27-2012 at 18:43:53 from 98.67.222.29    

This what I find very hard to believe:

Some one wants to loose weight before their fight and a person they know at their gym gives them a pill to take to loose weight and the person who is going to swallow this pill does’nt even ask what kind of pill it is.

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tonysnow Says, in 3-27-2012 at 18:47:24 from 108.15.72.101    

she will beat Rhonda roids or no roids and you all know it, watch Rhonda say that Cyborg doesnt deserve the fight when she returns because she knows damn well that she would get her ass beat

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The Tao of F.U.s Dressage Pony Says, in 3-27-2012 at 18:53:01 from 98.204.39.32    

cheater – check
lier – check
insults my intelligence – checSk
Sexy as hell? – check!
I would so suck her penis.

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MangyMongoose Says, in 3-27-2012 at 20:11:09 from 76.88.63.236    

The lies come out.

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wow Says, in 3-27-2012 at 20:37:50 from 163.152.210.93    

Women should be allowed to roid up in mma. Then their fights would actually be watchable. It’s kind of lame just watching Ronda and Cyborg just steam roll through people.

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KungFuLowKick Says, in 3-27-2012 at 21:14:14 from 24.212.44.131    

Take your suspension like a man Cris.Stop being a p**** with the excuses.

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SEAN_VANCE Says, in 3-27-2012 at 22:32:22 from 75.74.182.24    

Rousey vs. Cyborg…two roided biatches…dream fight!

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greysaku Says, in 3-28-2012 at 00:51:55 from 184.79.241.105    

And this is why mma fighters hate american fans so much…

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greysaku Says, in 3-28-2012 at 00:55:51 from 184.79.241.105    

Most of you slobs on here dont even train, and even less of you acually fight…Its funny how you a******* say the most f***** up s*** about fighters…

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tobes Says, in 3-28-2012 at 02:33:06 from 99.232.114.182    

you guys all have double standards- marquadt, sonnen, rampage, lots of popular fighters on TRT – also, you mention Wandy, he for sure did roids back in the day (Pride) and other fighters over there (Coleman, Frye, Shogun, Randleman) likely did as well. I’m not saying I agree with her. This video is a little BS to be honest. I’m just saying that there is a double standard being held here, as T’challa mentioned.

was Barry Bonds one of the greatest baseball players ever? Yes. Should he be in the hall of fame? Yes. Should there be an ‘asterix’ beside his name. Probably.

Did Cyborg take steroids? Yes. Did she do it knowingly (not sure, but realistically, yes). Have steroids improved her performance? Yes. Would she still have a strong jawline and unusual musculature for a woman without roids? Yes, but perhaps not to the same degree. Some women are very naturally masculine in their body composition and they are usually better in sports because of this.

Am I disappointed that she did them? Yes. Do I still think she is probably the greatest female fighter in the world? Probably. Do I want to see her and Rousey go at it? Without a doubt.

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dave Says, in 3-28-2012 at 03:34:08 from 24.246.25.6    

Whatever Cheater bitch keep yapping your face, your body, your voice, just everything about that bitch/asshole says ROID!!

I hate cheaters!

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HardPunch Says, in 3-28-2012 at 07:11:59 from 99.21.64.93    

Her husband is gross for having sex with this thing. And if she ever does an interview where she proves she’s a woman, I think I’d pass ’cause it’d probably gross me out.

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Jbs77 Says, in 3-28-2012 at 09:19:52 from 67.61.157.37    

They should do a gender test and check for for having internal testicles. It is possible she has higher testosterone levels naturally because she might have a pair.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caster_Semenya

Is an example of a banned female athlete who didn’t know she was packing a set of balls.

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KungFuLowKick Says, in 3-28-2012 at 12:07:33 from 24.212.44.131    

@tobes
Go look at Cyborg’s 1st fight where she gets double kneebared.She has a womens face and body.

I’m against any fighter who does steroids but a male adding some testosterone is ALOT less worst then a female adding some testosterone to her body because females only have a tiny fraction of men’s hormone in their bodies(just like mens have a tiny fraction of female hormones).So when you’re a women doing stroids,you are not only getting more hormones then your normal level,you are getting hormones you are NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE IN YOUR BODY.A women trying to get bigger,faster,more athletic big using testosterone,is basicly a women trying to become a man without a dick and balls,but with a male’s body.That’s alot worst then a guy with high levels of testosterone,figthing a man with normal levels of testosterone.When Cyborg is fighting,it’s a women with high levels of MALE hormones against a women with almost non existant male hormones.

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emrb Says, in 3-28-2012 at 23:33:01 from 71.75.172.221    

cough…..cough……former dude!…. cough…. cough…….

‘Roids are only a part of “her” effed up equation. Rene Richards, the former trans-sexual tennis pro looked far less masculine than “Cris”. So at “best” we have a genetic female juiced to the absolute gills, and at worst a trans-sexual juiced pretty heavily to boot…..

The latter gets my vote.

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the jizzle Says, in 3-29-2012 at 04:48:48 from 99.30.190.137    

oh well shes not the first.
if you go by looks it wouldnt have been possible for her to hide it this long.
i watch for the fights not the looks idgaf if shes manly at least shes beast & above the drama.
still like her attitude better then ronda.

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newmmfan1 Says, in 3-29-2012 at 12:49:13 from 209.183.9.244    

@jizzle

thumbs up, one of the few intelligent comments. not even gonna bother responding to all the nonsense. Just going to say, assuming a fighter is on steroids by how they look is like assuming someone has cancer because of how they look or assuming someone is healthy because they look it. None of these can be determined or even guessed accurately by simply looking. You all have brains start using them, maybe even read something about what you’re saying before you start making empty ignorant comments.

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Jonno Says, in 3-29-2012 at 17:24:59 from 81.102.170.194    

Whatever Tobes said!

respect.

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KungFuLowKick Says, in 3-29-2012 at 17:48:58 from 24.212.44.131    

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSOF4xqDK9w
Look at this WOMEN fighting.Now look at the man in this interview.So now eerybody who’s saying it’s normal for her the be that buffed because it’s genetics have nothnig more to defend her.

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MMAGiantSilva Says, in 3-30-2012 at 18:46:24 from 72.149.181.87    

Bunch of fucking haters in here! anyways you guys want a crappy below average champ like Rousey or do you want someone who rips people’s heads off. Ill take the later. Gotta take her on her word 2 she had many matches and passed all the piss tests. At worst she knows how to cycle well.

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