HomeFight Shows · Fighter Talk Chael Sonnen Reveals True Story Of UFC 159 Main Event Bruno March 20, 2013 Fight Shows, Fighter Talk 39 Comments Sonnen is a more than just a UFC Tonight analyst and fighter, he’s also a talented poet. In fact, Sonnen wrote a poem for Jon Jones that shows exactly what he’s got in store for him at UFC 159. Tweet Pin It Gracie Breakdown Of GSP vs Diaz UFC 158 Michael Bisping Plans On Knocking Alan Belcher Out At UFC 159 39 Comments FatChael2Win March 20, 2013 Well-done, Chael! You’re a good entertainer. Wish you luck in getting to the second round. It would be an achievement if you did. Log in to Reply B-Real March 20, 2013 Gaaarrbage! Chael’s to small and couldn’t finish Anderson even while he held him down for five rounds. Jon Jones’s power is way surperior bro. Chael always quits when he’s in danger and as soon as Jon is on top, I guarantee it’ll be no different. He even admitted to letting guys triangle choke him just because he wanted the fight to be over. I do like Chael. He’s intelligent and a great fighter, but just comparing his fight video’s side by side to Jon Jones, he’s getting smaaaashed. Too slow, no sticking, he claims good boxing, but his punches are awkward, and he can’t finish. Serious;y, Jon Jones? C’mon bro… Log in to Reply Nexstory March 20, 2013 Funny, man, what more can I say, Till Jones bones your face in And puts it on display You’re good at you game, No one’s denying your due, But Johnny Bones Jones Is just too much for you. I’ll give you the second, Just out of respect But my gut says the first With a shot you won’t expect. Jones is the future While you are the past Going down on the canvas Real hard and real fast! Log in to Reply drewblood March 20, 2013 That was priceless. Don’t think he’ll win but don’t care… he’s great. Log in to Reply lowly March 20, 2013 Chael started fighting MMA in 1997. He’s in the Belfort, Couture, and the two Silvas generation. These guys will be gone soon. They have to cash in NOW. Nobody is doing it better than Chael. Log in to Reply Jose Veyna March 21, 2013 I am alresdy looking on Southwest to see how many point I need for a flightForm Orange county to oregon for Chael`s Funeral Log in to Reply Meat Drapes March 21, 2013 Such and kook and yet you can’t not watch him. Oh and GO TEAM QUEST! Log in to Reply Jose Veyna March 21, 2013 jajajaja!!! loaded cannon full of landing on His ass!! Log in to Reply DavidJones March 21, 2013 lame..i like chael as a commentator and as a person, but the guy sucks at fighting, it’ll be funny to watch, I hope he gets KO and not submitted. Log in to Reply Facefrack March 21, 2013 At his best, Chael is the best hype man in all of MMA. I bet he n Bones’ll be laughin’ n chattin’ behind the scenes though. Maybe Chael can even help him develop some hype skills, lol. Log in to Reply Jo March 21, 2013 Oh. My. God. Please win. Please. Oh please. It’ll be the greatest moment of my sports watching life. Serra v. GSP, Couture v. Silvia, both great. This. THIS! Would be the greatest moment I could ever conceive of. -JO Log in to Reply RickJames March 21, 2013 Poem for Chael: Good luck getting through round one, Have fun!!! Log in to Reply Rhymefest March 21, 2013 Rhymefest here and I’ll admit this is guy is funny to the average bone headed dummy. It really doesn’t take money to find out he’s a phony like uncle tony who lost to a man name jones, well what do you know we are back to the past and not so fast because chael sonnen wont last. All the fans throwing jeers at your fighting skills but i respect it because once you were rising up that hill. Your mouth Mr.Sonnen can get you in trouble and take you further than you will last with champion jones in that 8 sided cage. Be careful of what you wish for because the title wasn’t handed to you for your prowess But because others were actless and your nothing but an actress. Log in to Reply cigronne March 21, 2013 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahX1000 Log in to Reply clemmit March 21, 2013 “Uncle D!” i love it, “Vitor is 52”, hilarious!!!! Log in to Reply clemmit March 21, 2013 p.s Chael vs. Vitor, for number one contender spot, we need to see that. Usually when i ask for a match up on here it ends up happening, i think Uncle D monitors my posts regularly. xxx Log in to Reply adictfanatic March 21, 2013 chael you are the image of ufc you are versed in poetry unlike rousey you top them all the reflection ot perfection still mista vicious elbows will teach you pain like only bones knows Log in to Reply T-City March 21, 2013 @nexstory Your rhymes are tight And your point be true Jon Jones is to good Chael Sonnen knows too Log in to Reply lord faron March 21, 2013 Don’t under estimate Mr.Big Mouth he might get lucky and He will come to fight. Log in to Reply Joe Dog March 21, 2013 Sonnen will bleed. Log in to Reply galic5/0 March 21, 2013 Chael will win jones already ducted him cause hes scared. Log in to Reply Lazer212 March 21, 2013 That was just terrible. Log in to Reply gogators March 21, 2013 In this sport anything can happen. One punch can change it all. Long as Chael does not make dumb mistakes like getting caught in a choke or doing a spin move this will be a fight. Chael will bring the fight to John win or lose it will be a good match Log in to Reply pdid March 21, 2013 chael’s gunna be a relentless with the wrestling at 185, and the trt helps too Log in to Reply boss March 21, 2013 @gogators You are right, one punch can change everything in a fight, but it won’t be the punch from Sonnen that changes the fight. Jon jones is not going to lose to chael sonnen! As a matter a fact, i say Jones wins by the 2nd round if not the first. Log in to Reply T'Challa March 21, 2013 All this “Chael comes to fight” bs.. no, he comes to get a paycheck. The minute Bones starts landing those elbows he will turtle up, cover his face, and wait for the ref to stop it. The biggest Wolf Ticket seller is Sonnen. Log in to Reply Huskerhandy35 March 21, 2013 Almost everything said on here is true… Sonnen giving up at first second he is getting dominated, etc., etc.. But, I hope he wins over jones this one time! I think it would be good for the sport! Log in to Reply jj March 21, 2013 This gave never ceases to amaze me:) To some people here (most) – just relax, it’s an entertainment, he’s just being funny in his own way, this is mma stand-up comedy for Christ sake. He’s a good wrestler, hard worker and better striker than people give him credit for, yet not so talented as many of the guys he’s fought and he’s a very clear underdog in the fight with Jones, who’s bigger, stronger, faster, more talented and whatever else. Sonnen has a pair of balls and determination. I wish him all the best in this David/Goliath match. He deserved it and the answer is in between the lines. Simply he was the only one who voluntered to fight Jones when it counted and UFC is paying him back. It’s that simple Log in to Reply jj March 21, 2013 And one observation. In the last fight I watched weight in and Sonnen looked like a living dead. He simply cut too much weight and looked like a victim of starvation in Auschwitz concentration camp and fought a bit letargic in my view. He should be in a healther condition now as he probably added 5-10 lbs of the muscle and has to cut 20lbs less than the last time. Log in to Reply mma made easy March 22, 2013 A follow up haiku: The Pillow Punches Big Slams and Sharp Elbows Land. Ouch. Down goes Chael. Log in to Reply Ground St. Pound March 22, 2013 My, those sure are some tasty wolf tickets, Mr. Sonnen….. but I know you didn’t write that poem. Chael and Jon have great chemistry – I could watch any show with these two working together in it. A reality show where fighters try their hand at being promoters. Call it “Wolf Tickets”. And Chael is a fantastic coach and just a real likable human being. When he’s not woofing, that is. Hand him some tickets, though, and he’ll wolf those away right quick. Good job, Chael. Log in to Reply Facefrack March 22, 2013 I’m waiting to see if this wolf tickets phrase breaks out of MMA forums n into the mainstream, because even though its been around for some time, it just seems like it would be fascinating for Nick Diaz of all people to have jump started a meme. Log in to Reply alexnexus March 22, 2013 everything said, mma/ufc it’s more entertaining with sonnen than without him. and that’s a good thing. cheers! Log in to Reply drizzleshizzle March 22, 2013 Real life is way better tham scripted…holy shit that was awesome!…people like chael sonnen get a lot of criticism but he does a lot for the sport. Log in to Reply Dave March 22, 2013 lol this guy should be an actor 😀 that might sound crazy but it would really fun if he actually beat jon jones, but the chance of that is less than 1% Log in to Reply rockstarzee March 22, 2013 chael has been around forever and after years of not getting a lot of attention and perhaps not getting any better, he decided to become a star in the sport. and i dont think many people can make that decision for themselves. Log in to Reply PAPAbear March 22, 2013 Great talker, hideous fighter…. the little train that ALMOST could LMAO Log in to Reply ganga March 22, 2013 go Chael!!! get that punk! Log in to Reply jassmo March 23, 2013 tit or tits = tito ortiz hahahaaa pure greatness Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.