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ajmyers Says, in 4-11-2013 at 10:23:53 from 216.145.109.226    

awesome!

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bhdchris Says, in 4-11-2013 at 10:55:59 from 174.26.200.88    

So which one is Chael Sonnen (vs jones) in this story..
You could totally hear him telling this story after the fight…

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unison Says, in 4-11-2013 at 11:01:30 from 84.248.162.40    

Great story! And the first one I’ve heard in which the man wins.

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Blue_Zombie Says, in 4-11-2013 at 11:16:19 from 71.19.177.226    

Wow… very cool scary story… sends shivers up my spine.

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marvelous mad madam mim Says, in 4-11-2013 at 11:17:49 from 108.89.201.98    

true american right here!

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PowerTele Says, in 4-11-2013 at 11:28:52 from 76.174.172.237    

Snaps! I guess that is why they call it getting MONKEY STOMPED? Even if you win, You Lose.

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KungFuLowKick Says, in 4-11-2013 at 11:46:12 from 24.212.49.162    

One of the craziest story I heard.

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ericsson Says, in 4-11-2013 at 12:01:54 from 74.57.191.108    

F***!!! he’s lucky the monkey was not bigger

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jdogg Says, in 4-11-2013 at 12:57:49 from 71.8.38.97    

Yea, he was lucky the chimp wasn’t any bigger. A 100lb chimpanzee could kill any man on this planet.

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kung fu k9 Says, in 4-11-2013 at 13:22:09 from 24.177.96.220    

he won because it was a younger/smaller chimp…full grown male would have anyones @ss…

still an awesome story though!!

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Amosaback Says, in 4-11-2013 at 14:16:50 from 161.28.169.24    

bhdchris,

Chael is definitely analogous to the chimp. He’s always testing guys brutally, losing, and then being really sweet afterward.

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Ground St. Pound Says, in 4-11-2013 at 15:50:59 from 66.207.203.102    

This guy is a great storyteller. Loved his recounting. The fact is, even as tiny as the chimp was and as much a combat martial arts teacher as Alex is, he STILL COULDN’T HURT ITS BODY MORE THAN ITS PRIDE! It simply realized he was too good and decided to get some cheerios instead!

I know these things are built to fall out of trees and stay conscious, so maybe it’s not surprising that he couldn’t hurt it but HOTDAMN that must be terrifying!!

Imagine that was a Bili Ape Chimp (look them up, they’re up to like 250 lbs and live only in the deepest parts of the Congo – at first they thought they weren’t even chimps, but they are)! They are allegedly more aggressive hunters than regular chimps. Natives in the region say Bilis kill lions and even buffalo…. imagine that fighting a man!

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Ground St. Pound Says, in 4-11-2013 at 15:55:18 from 66.207.203.102    

Bili’s can be called Bondo Apes as well and allegedly can stand upright up to 6.5 feet tall.

That’s a no MF’ing joke of a chimp! A baseball bat would probably only shatter on their skull….

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B-Real Says, in 4-11-2013 at 16:59:20 from 76.127.95.49    

Took this guy 10 minutes to get to the point

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Xformat Says, in 4-11-2013 at 17:59:20 from 24.16.168.109    

Best video you’ve ever posted, Bruno. Thanks!!! LOL

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bhdchris Says, in 4-11-2013 at 20:12:11 from 70.166.109.77    

Amosaback..

I realized after i wrote that some people (not you necessarily) might think i was comparing jones to a monkey.. wasn’t even going there, was more comparing chael to this guy’s story telling and how entertaining it was.. Also, i hear alot of people saying chael loses a lot of the time, and w/ the exception of his early career, he hasn’t lost much except to Silva and the first fight you could call that a draw… chael may not ever be champion but i can’t think of anyone in the middle weight division (except silva) that can beat him… i’d say that makes him number two…

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dmfh1981 Says, in 4-11-2013 at 23:00:23 from 24.129.105.86    

I think this guy is full of sh*t…it MAY have happened, but I’m sure this story was majorly embellished…

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Tear Says, in 4-12-2013 at 01:51:12 from 76.168.174.198    

Head chimp of 2 chimps.

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your friend, chata fu Says, in 4-12-2013 at 01:53:46 from 71.32.0.252    

to dmfh1981: That story was not embellished, it was just very well told. I do not know this guy, but based on his background I’d say he doesn’t have much to prove to people about fighting, and he doesn’t seem the guy to go on video and make up stuff involving his friends and family who would know he was full of it if the story wasn’t true. C’mon man!

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Tear Says, in 4-12-2013 at 01:57:59 from 76.168.174.198    

@ bhdchris

When Sonnen tapped to Anderson Silva, tried to keep fighting after he tapped, all the while he was on roids, it was not a draw.
Everyone that watched the fight knows Sonnen got beat by Bisping. As far as I’m concerned he is 1-3 in his last 4, with his only win being a given fight against someone with no ground game and no take down defense.

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jona Says, in 4-12-2013 at 02:05:49 from 190.194.52.211    

cool story bro…

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dmfh1981 Says, in 4-12-2013 at 09:00:31 from 24.129.105.86    

@ your friend, chata fu- I see your point, BUT, if you do a little bit of research, how many people have you heard of that survived a chimp attack??
Dont worry, I’ll wait……
Especially since he has no scars to show. No matter how small the chimp was there is NO way that he would be able get out with NO scars…
FYI- Chimps rip off fingers, bite through bones, & rip off COMPLETE faces…
I don’t know if it happened & you don’t know if it was embellished, so let’s agree to disagree…’c’mon man!’ ;)))

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